It’s eleven AM on a Sunday, the sun is stinging my eyes through the blinds as I lay in bed, causing me to wake and sit up. Boom! The hangover hits me like a freight train. I drag myself to the bathroom to vomit up the hamburgers or pizza I ate the night before in order to soak up the seven to ten drinks I had at the bar. My clothes smell like the smoking section at Denny’s. I skip breakfast for obvious reasons, down about five Advil, finish off the pack of six-dollar smokes and head back to bed until about two.It has been three years since I was unfortunate enough to experience a morning like this. After ten years of drinking, overeating, smoking, feeling depressed and unsatisfied with life in general, I decided I was ruining my life. Now, don’t get me wrong, I am not going to get all preachy and deny that a huge cheeseburger, stiff seven and seven and a smoke after can feel emotionally fulfilling. The problem is, aside from smoking (which should never be done), eating fast food and drinking in excess cannot lead to a healthy life.
I quit smoking cold turkey, stopped going out drinking by about 90% and began to follow a few simple steps. First, I completely removed regular soda out of my life. I know that one day soon the FDA will come out and tell us that sugar free soda is riddled with cancer causing agents, but I will cross that bridge when I get to it. I just cannot give up my diet orange soda. I also went a little further with the soda thing and quit caffeinated soda altogether. Doing so allowed me to sleep better which in turn allowed me to get up early enough for rule number two, eating breakfast. Every morning I eat something before I leave the house. Smoking always suppressed my appetite in the morning, which led to late night eating, and we all know that is bad. Rule three was the hardest part: no eating after eight at night. No snacks, no ice cream, etc. After dinner was complete, that was it for the night. The last rule was easier than I expected. I cut all food intake in half. I would literally order what I would normally order back in the good ole days, minus the mayonnaise (go for the mustard) and reduced cheese and bread to about one slice a day cutting my carb and sugar intake in half. By doing so I had results on the scale almost instantly. In the first few months of dieting, I lost thirty pounds, all with out any exercise plan. Exercise became the final step.
At one time, the only thing I hated worse than working out was being anywhere near a gym. In 2000, I attempted to complete a week at Gold’s Gym, but the big guys kissing their muscles was too much for me. At least that was what I told myself. Until I stopped smoking, started eating less and sleeping more, I had nowhere near the energy required to run on a treadmill, an elliptical machine or lift weights. It was a month or so of dieting and getting my overall mindset back on track before I could step foot in a gym. After the first week I was hooked, and I still am. The combination of working out every other day – thirty minutes on the treadmill, thirty minutes on various machines – and the diet was all it took. The weight just fell right off. Since this time last year, I have dropped from a thirty six waist to a twenty nine. I have lost sixty pounds and I am still losing. The best part about my approach was that it was slow and changed not only my appearance but my lifestyle. The chances that I may gain the weight back are less because of how I did it. I still eat what I want in moderation and my metabolism has been sped up enough that I can burn it off. I used to hate it when I heard people talk or read about their weight loss success, but now I am so glad I can. It is the best thing I have ever done.